Mo' Mortgages, Mo' Problems

Um, am I missing something here? Aren't hipsters not supposed to identify themselves as hipsters? Do people actually go to these things? I would check it out to satisfy my curiosity, but then I would have to jump off the Williamsburg Bridge in a fit of shame and self-loathing.

Hell, I can save you the time of going to this meeting with my own tips on hipster home ownership:

1. Cocaine is NOT an acceptable down payment.

2. Street art on the outside of your house is a great way to increase property value. Create a stencil out of cardboard, preferably of someone wearing a gas mask, and spray away!

3. When should you refinance your mortgage? The answer will come to you in a dream. Try drinking absinthe before you go to sleep.   

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[Hippity-ipster]

And it's at Hugs! That as-if imported from Soho harbinger of lame!