Totally Secret and Hip Bake Sale Will Change Everything You Know About Everything

Dude, your bakery is so mainstream. I bet you get in the line with the lame tourists over at Magnolia Bakery. If you want the good shit, you have to go underground. Sweet Tooth of the Tiger's "renegade bakery project" will totally shift the baked goods paradigm and alter your perception of sweetness and reconstitute your ... er, um, okay, so it's basically a traveling bake sale that goes around to different Brooklyn locales selling sweets. But it does sound delicious. Alicia Blegen and Tracy Candido sell inexpensive cookies, brownies and more, and this Saturday they will be at Secret Project Robot (210 Kent Ave) from 7pm-9pm. Hurrah for hipster bake sales!

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